Certified Scammer Slapper

$23.00

Ever get one of those calls where everything sounds almost legit… until it absolutely isn’t?

Yeah. This shirt is for that moment.

Whether you hang up right away, laugh it off, or just sit there thinking “nice try,” this tee celebrates staying one step ahead of the nonsense.

No matter who you are, nobody likes being tricked—and this is your official badge that says:
not today.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.