Keep Flappin’, Asshat
Tired of scam calls? Good. So is this shirt.
This bold design features a trench coat-wearing donkey in a propeller hat, flappin’ his fraud-filled lips like he’s got something to say — but you already know the deal: he’s not getting a dime.
Whether you’re roasting scammers on stream, dodging robocalls like a pro, or just want to wear something that screams “nice try, jackass,” this shirt’s got your back.
Perfect for scambaiters, troll kings, and anyone who’s ever hung up on a gift card grifter.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TylersVariety
- Email: tylersvariety-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Keep Flappin’, Asshat Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|